Florida: Awful place. Mickey Mouse, meth, and mullets. Let the Cubans have it.

Catholicism? Cult got legs!

Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?

I'm [] an atheist because both my parents are ... educated.

Channeling Donald Trump: "When will white men, born to great wealth, finally catch a break in America?"

Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution.

I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.

The Flat Earthers have nothing to fear but Sphere itself...

On Republican arguments against the Affordable Care Act: "Why do I pay for the fire department? My house isn't on fire! And it never will be!"

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.