The house is on fire, Trump is running around with a box of matches, and the GOP demands to know who called the fire department.

I’m sorry if my atheism offends you. But guess what? Your religious wars, jihads, crusades, inquisitions, censoring of free speech, brainwashing of children, murdering of albinos, forcing girls into underage marriages, female genital mutilation, stoning, pederasty, homophobia, and rejection of science and reason offends me. So, I guess we’re even.

An early objection I had with Christianity at school was being told I was part of a flock. Shepherds don't just look after sheep because they like them. They either want to fleece them, fuck them, or eat them.

It's a little wrong to say a tomato is a vegetable, it's very wrong to say it's a suspension bridge.

...tear the mask off nature and stare at the face of God.

To argue with a man who has renounced the use and authority of reason is like administering medicine to the dead.

If you pray hard enough, water will run uphill. How hard? Why, hard enough to make water run uphill, of course!

It's a strange myth that atheists have nothing to live for. It's the opposite. We have nothing to die for. We have everything to live for.

I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world.

Oh. Ah, something something. Who the something do you think you are? You mind your own something business and go something yourself. Oh. Wait. I got this now...